Dem
51
GOP
49
Today's theme is limericks, and since they are short, we're going to give you three of them. Taking the lead is M.K. in Franklin, WI:
The former guy's wrongs are legion
'Gainst decency, law and religion
He acts with impunity
And seeks immunity
Will Hair Furor escape life in prison?
Next is M.K. in Austin, TX:
When I turn on the TV for news,
It really gives me the blues.
An hour of mass shootings
And bombings and lootings,
And I still don't know sh** about what's going on in the world.
And finally, M.H. in Council Grove, KS:
I just don't understand MAGA
Their line of thinking is gaga
They are in a cult
And in love with a dolt
When will the end be for this saga?
More next week; submissions go here. Or, again, you can just send them to comments@electoral-vote.com with subject line "December Poetry." (Z)