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Herschel Walker's expiry will soon be upon us, but it would seem he's not there yet. So, let's follow up yesterday's entry with some more verse about the now-former U.S. Senate candidate. Taking the lead with a haiku is S.S. in Santa Monica, CA:
Full moon in Georgia
That howling on the mountain?
Senator Werewolf.
And a limerick from J.K. in Charleston, WV:
We know that he paid for abortion
And coped using verbal contortion
He dreamt about winning
In spite of his sinning
But the numbers were out of proportion
And finally, courtesy of J.D.Q. in New York City, New York:
The voters of Georgia decided
That Walker was too-many sided.
The midterms are done, and democracy won
In a nation so closely divided.
J.D.Q.knows something of humorous political verse, having co-written, in the spirit of Pride and Prejudice and Vampires, a play called MacTrump If you ever wondered what Macbeth looks like when re-imagined as a starring vehicle for the 45th president, well, Christmas has just come early for you.
As always, here is the e-mail address for submissions. (Z)