
Yesterday, we had items about the proposed "Trump-class" battleships, Bari Weiss spiking a 60 Minutes story about CECOT, and Donald Trump's grifty alliance with a fusion-energy company. Remember how Ron Popeil (RIP), in his infomercials, had "But wait, there's more!" as his catchphrase? Well, Trump really oughta appropriate that, because it seems there's always more to the story, and it's rarely good.
We are going to start with some follow-up on the battleship story, because that got the most attention in the media (both general and defense-centered), and also in our inbox. We were pretty skeptical that the U.S.S. Defiant, or any other Trump-class battleship, will ever be built. As it turns out, we should have been even more skeptical than we were. Here is a rundown of some of the problems that people who know what they are talking about (i.e., not Trump and Secretary of Playing Battleship Pete Hegseth) foresee:
And then there's the biggest issue of all, which we hinted at yesterday: Battleships (although this ship would barely qualify as a battleship) are yesterday's news. They are not well suited to modern naval combat, and do not perform a function that cannot be better performed by existing ships (for example, aircraft carriers are a better choice if you want to bombard land-based targets). We got a solid analysis from a reader who is in a position to know; we're going to give them anonymity, for obvious reasons:
One thing seems oddly absent from the commentary on the proposed "Trump-class battleship": It isn't even a battleship (not that any modern navy needs battleships anyway—those were already close to obsolete by World War II).
Ignore the name and compare the specs on draft, beam, and crew to an actual WWII battleship. Metallurgy and armor have improved since the 1930s, but we still don't have Unobtanium alloys, and physics still applies. A long hull with relatively low tonnage, shallow draft, and a small crew is a thin, lightly built ship, not a capital one. Historically, that points less to Yamato and more to Northampton: state-of-the-art for its day, yet fatally vulnerable, as Tassafaronga demonstrated.
Numerically, the proposed "Trump-class" ship (≈840–880 ft long, >35,000 tons, 24–30 ft draft, ~650–850 crew) matches the length of the Yamato-class battleship (862 ft) but has barely half its displacement (65,000-72,000 tons), a much shallower draft (36 ft), and less than one-quarter its crew (3,233), underscoring that it is nothing like a true battleship in mass or survivability.
The renderings reinforce the point. This isn't a revived battleship concept; it's a scaled-up LCS. Given how the Littoral Combat Ships performed (their sardonic nickname did not arise by accident), it's hard to see this lineage as reassuring.
Worse, the platform would be exquisitely vulnerable to drone saturation. Stopping 99.5% of attackers isn't enough if the remaining 0.5% can mission-kill the ship. Trying to "fix" that with improvised overhead protection—the way tank crews now do in Ukraine—only deepens the problem. Tanks don't capsize; ships do. Making a top-heavy ship even top-heavier is not a survivability plan.
The vanity of the name is the least interesting part. The platform logic itself looks like a trap.
Every analysis we read yesterday echoed this basic assessment: The Navy needs drones, the ability to resist drones, and small, fast, maneuverable ships. It does not need a new semi-battleship, particularly one that surely will be a boondoggle. Either Trump is delusional, or he's just using military chest-thumping in place of Viagra, or he's trying to look "strong" for the base or for some other entity (China?).
Next up is the spiked 60 Minutes story. There are a few things to note from the last 24 hours or so. First, as we expected, Bari Weiss did know about the story, and allowed it to remain alive until just hours before airtime. She claims that she finally put her foot down because her "concerns" were not addressed. She says she is now going to completely overhaul CBS News' Standards and Procedures. That's an announcement that surely gives one confidence in the division's coverage, going forward.
It also turns out that the Trump administration WAS asked to comment, and did provide a statement to 60 Minutes, but the show's journalists decided not to use it. Here it is:
60 Minutes should spend their time and energy amplifying the stories of Angel Parents, whose innocent American children have tragically been murdered by vicious illegal aliens that President Trump are removing from the country.
That is not a statement on a story about CECOT, it is propaganda that is only very tangentially related to the story. Excluding it was entirely correct, no matter what Weiss thinks. 60 Minutes is not in the business of giving free commercials to the White House. And if the White House was smarter, it would have come up with a statement that advanced its messaging AND was related to CECOT. This is what Ronald Reagan and his team were smart enough to do; hard to understand why there isn't someone in THIS White House who can figure it out.
Also, CBS is trying desperately to shut down all streams of the story, and filed hundreds of copyright claims yesterday. The problem is that if you try to keep people from seeing something, they want to see it all the more. And there are plenty of places on the Internet that are beyond the reach of CBS and its lawyers. Anyone who wants to see the item and hasn't already, this link looks like it will be evergreen.
And finally, just a couple of comments about the DJT/TAE Merger. Again, this whole story is flying under the radar, so there isn't all that much coverage for us to link to. Fortunately, it covers subjects in the wheelhouses of many of our readers. So, we got several messages yesterday like this one from L.S. in Bellingham, WA:
It should be noted that this is basically a merger between two badly over-hyped entities, not just a profitable company constructing an elaborate "questionable recompense" by purchasing a moribund social platform.
The fact is that ANY promise by ANY company that they are going to build a fusion power plant should be taken with the entire year's output of the Mont Belvieu, TX, Salt Dome.
A quick read of the Wikipedia page for fusion power shows that TAE and the rest of the industry are still a LONG way from being viable commercial power producers. The longest sustained reaction (by a FRENCH company, not TAE) is 22 minutes. This is a "not looking good" long-shot company figuring out how to "monetarily encourage" the U.S. government to throw lots of $$$$$$ at them, regardless of their actual promise.
We should also notice what dog is not barking. TAE management basically just devalued the original investors' stakes by 50%. The fact we are not hearing ANY squawking from them can only mean those investors had already given up on TAE succeeding, so... it's a grifter, grifting grifters, with the U.S. taxpayers left holding the bag.
That item was written by (Z), who knows enough to know that fusion has long been a holy grail in energy production, but is not up to date on the latest scientific literature, particularly the portion that deals with the current state of fusion research.
There's also another part of the story that was pointed out by many readers, including B.G. in Palo Alto, CA
There may be more to this story. TAE has connections to the Russian government. You can read about it here or watch an investigative video here.
TAE has existed since 1998 but has never built a working reactor or even made any revenues. One of their major investors is RUSNANO, a Russian state-funded investment company. Probably needs more scrutiny.
So, the grift gets griftier, the fantastical battleship gets more fantastical, and the shady behavior at CBS gets shadier. We told you there's always more to the story, and the more usually isn't good. (Z)