This is mostly (L):
Yesterday, Trump's lawyers saw the writing on the wall and realized his and his kids' "lawsuit" against the IRS was going to be carefully investigated by the judge, which would put his latest grift at risk. So, his lawyers filed a "notice" dismissing the fake case with prejudice (notice is in quotes, because it should be styled as a request to dismiss the case). Moments thereafter, Trump's former personal attorney, and current acting Attorney General, Todd Blanche announced the official creation of a $1.776 (get it?) billion slush fund to be doled out by a committee appointed by Blanche. Supposedly, anyone who has felt they've been wronged by the Justice Department is eligible to receive some funds. But you should take that promise with several grains of salt.
This is (V)'s portion, with a few small details added by (Z):
Such flagrant and large-scale grift, and all in one fell swoop, has no real precedent in American history. Wherever Boss Tweed, the Teapot Dome guys and Spiro Agnew are right now, they're surely impressed. If you tried to put this into a movie, the audience wouldn't buy it. But you can't make this stuff up. Really. If you don't believe us, check the story at The New York Times, Forbes, Bloomberg, ABC News, CNBC, or Vox. They can't all be wrong. But if you don't trust any media outlet, then how about a press release from Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-MD), ranking member of the House Judiciary Committee? Here is the first paragraph of Raskin's statement:
Donald Trump is orchestrating a $1,776,000,000 fraud on the American taxpayer to line the pockets of his MAGA political allies, another installment in his ongoing effort to turn the federal government into a personal cash machine for his unpopular extremist movement. This is a massive and unprecedented presidential plunder of the American people. Worse still, this is only the beginning—a declaration that the prior payouts were just a down payment, and that he now intends to earmark billions more in taxpayer dollars for his political allies, sycophants and private militia of unemployed insurrectionists.
Nice that Raskin wrote the number out in full rather than writing $1.776B. Makes it look bigger. Raskin should have written $1,776,000,000.00 though.
Here is the backstory. Trump sued the IRS for $10,000,000,000.00 because IRS supposedly leaked his tax returns. He also filed a couple of other lawsuits against the government. The IRS had to respond to the lawsuits. Instead of saying: "Buzz off, see you in court," the agency, which is ultimately under Trump's control, said: "Let's make a deal. We will give you $1,776,000,000 ($1.776B) to settle all the lawsuits. So, Trump was effectively negotiating with himself, which may be the only way he can actually come out on top in a negotiation. Trump the defendant wanted the problem to go away so he offered Trump the plaintiff a great deal and Trump the plaintiff took it.
The nature of the deal is that Trump gets a giant slush fund run by a secret board Blanche appoints (but that Trump can fire) and which makes secret decisions about what happens to that money. One thing that seems likely is that the Jan. 6 rioters who tried to overthrow the government by force will get some of it. There were 1,600 of them. Suppose each one gets, say, $100,000. That would leave $1,540,000,000 in the slush fund for Trump to do whatever the wanted. Rioters happy, Trump happy, Raskin unhappy, but you can't please all the people all the time.
At the moment, some of the details are fuzzy, presumably intentionally so. Most obviously, it's not clear who can, and cannot, lay hands on the money. Reportedly, the "settlement agreement" bars Trump and his two sons (i.e., the parties to the now-dropped lawsuit) from claiming any portion of the fund. But the Trumps have spent their whole lives doing end runs around rules like this. For example, what if the secret committee decides that the Trump Organization has been damaged to the tune of $1.2 billion? Well, that payment would not go to the Trumps, technically, it would go to the "person" that is their S-Corp. And yet, the money would end up in their pockets, anyhow. Alternatively, this is also a president who has claimed that [THING X] is true of some amount of money, and then moved on to [THING Y] once attention died down. For example, does anyone know anymore where the ballroom donations went, or whether they will ever actually be used on this project? We certainly don't.
This is (L):
Will this scam work? Who knows? George Washington didn't try to rip off the government. Neither did John Adams, Thomas Jefferson or any other president until now. Could someone stop this? Well, there may be a few potential obstacles:
No Money shall be drawn from the Treasury, but in Consequence of Appropriations made by Law; and a regular Statement and Account of the Receipts and Expenditures of all public Money shall be published from time to time.This would seem to say that Congress would have to appropriate the money. Would the votes be there? We doubt it, since any senator or representative voting for it would have to defend that vote until the cows come home. Could Trump just write a check for $1,776,000,000.00 and sign it and give it to his board to scan using the banking app the board uses? Needless to say, the audacity here is breathtaking and the legality questionable at best if Trump tries to take the money without a formal appropriation from Congress.
Another possibility is that Trump plans to pay this money out of the Judgment Fund—a permanent fund set up by Congress to pay monetary damages for certain claims without having to go back to Congress each time for the money. But if so, the statute that created the Judgment Fund doesn't allow payments for claims like the ones Trump brought. Which means that if this is Trump's plan, he would be breaking the law.
If Trump tries to pull this off without an appropriation, it is possible that a future AG would regard this as theft and could indict Trump for it. Of course, Trump is almost certain to pardon himself on the way out the door. But the AG could take the position that: (1) self-pardons are not valid and (2) a pardon can only be issued after someone has been convicted of a federal crime, and indict Trump anyway, saying: "Eventually the Supreme Court will have to decide if my position is correct." The AG could also request that the judge refuse bail because Trump is a flight risk. Further, since the theft would have taken place in D.C. the U.S. attorney for D.C. could indict Trump, in which case the pardon wouldn't matter since the president can pardon only crimes against the United States and this could be regarded as common theft or maybe fraud (writing a bad check or equivalent), which violates D.C laws.
This is (Z):
One last observation. Actually, more like a question. Why on Earth would Trump try this before the midterms? Just the attempt is going to be an anchor around the neck of the GOP. And if he actually pulls it off, then the anchor will grow much, much larger. Democrats will use this, and the billion-dollar ballroom, and several other grifts, and note that somehow there's money for Trump and his cronies, but not for, say, healthcare for poor people. That's not only powerful stuff, it would also be political malpractice for the Democrats NOT to exploit it. Trump's not the sharpest tool in the shed, but his political instincts are usually pretty good. Isn't this something that could wait until, say, November 4, 2026?
We have absolutely no information that helps explain what is going on here, so all we can do is speculate. We have seven theories, some of them pretty far out there. After all, we are a full-service operation. Here are our theories, from most to least likely:
Again, these are just our best guesses. And we acknowledge that some of them are pretty conspiratorial. But it's not like Trump hasn't given us reason to be suspicious of sinister things going on behind the scenes. Anyhow, if readers want to tell us we're out to lunch, or want to offer alternate theories as to why Trump would pursue something so impolitic just months before a crucial midterm election, the e-mail address is comments@electoral-vote.com.
We'll also say a couple of other things about the politics of this. First, the "1776" thing is just a little too precious. We don't think a single person will say "You know, I wasn't liking this idea, but it's patriotic, so OK!" However, we could imagine people who look at this and conclude that all of Trump's "patriotism" is just performative B.S., and that other "patriotic" projects, like the Arc de Trump, are actually scams.
Second, the terms by which the slush fund will operate are pretty broad, because they want to be able to pay out a lot of different kinds of cronies. But what happens if James Comey applies for some money? Or Letitia James? Or Sen. Mark Kelly (D-AZ)? The shadowy figures who are going to administer the fund won't pay those people, of course, and they will be able to go on TV and/or file lawsuits that bring all kinds of attention to the fact that the whole thing is just self-dealing. That trio, joined by a few others, could give Trump & Co. several black eyes before this is all said and one.
And that brings us to the end of an item with a very rare contributors' signature. Can you tell which part was written by which person? If it helps, the word count is fairly even; around 33% each. (V, L & Z)