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Today is Day #100. We've already written about how things are not going well, both in a general sense and in terms of polling. We thought that we'd approach the matter from very different angle today, with this Trump-centric send-up of Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire," courtesy of reader J.L. in Los Angeles.
J.L. explains: "I worked very hard on this, and I couldn't have done it without the daily blogs of E-V.com documenting all of the shenanigans of this inept, corrupt, and corrosive presidential administration. Let us never forget (as much as we so desperate want to)..."
Should you prefer to read the lyrics:
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Trump won. Harris Lost. Now our country pays the cost. Here's the sh** that's taken place with Trump v2.0. Trump coin, NFTs, Grifting money digit'ly, Inauguration moved inside. Elon Musk shows Nazi Pride. XOs start to fly. GOP hates DEI. Two genders, golden age, Leave W.H.O. This is only day one. DOGE is coming, better run! Purge the websites! Change the maps! Fourteenth Amendment good-bye! Trump is a dumpster fire. He's a total douchebag... and a chronic liar. Trump is a dumpster fire. He plays golf on weekends... with his billionaire friends. Pardon insurrectionists. Buyout offer is a trick. Elon e-mail sent at night: Justify your jobs. Donald Trump is watching sports. Fetterman is wearing shorts. Wildfires, Frozen funds, U.S.A.I.D. Panama, Greenland Pissing off Canadians, Egg prices, Pam Bondi, Prosecute Trump's foes. Hegseth DUI Tulsi Gabbard—Russian Spy? Senators approved them all... really makes your skin crawl! Trump is a dumpster fire. He craves total power, and the future's sour. Trump is a dumpster fire. He'll turn all of Gaza into East Trump Plaza. No pennies, Elon's son, Kash Patel, Linda McMahon, Measles outbreak, RFK won't vaccinate. Immigration gold card, herding cats is really hard. Putin is an awesome guy. Ukraine must apologize! (Uh, oh.) Donald speaks on Congress floor, Lies for hours, maybe more. Law firms need to pay, or Trump will make them go away. |
U.S. loses NATO's trust. Signal chat is blowing up. Donald Trump defies the law. Elon's got a chainsaw! Trump is a dumpster fire. A convicted felon... and his brain's a melon. Trump is a dumpster fire. Elon's having stress and so Trump bought a Tesla. Cory Booker, Cheeseheads, Colleges get Trump threats. Tariffs off, tariffs on, Liberation Day! Meltdown hitting Wall Street, bond prices in retreat, Trump tweets, Dow jumps! Insider trading just pumps. Investors on the losing side, this is such a bumpy ride. My IRA is blown away! What else do I have to pay??? Trump is a dumpster fire. He's a stable genius with a tiny penis. Trump is a dumpster fire. MAGAs kiss his ring because he's now their king. Shutting down the D.o.E. , Gut Social Security, Disappearing immigrants, Harvard takes a stand! Lyin' Leavitt has the spin... trust in Trump because he'll win. Garcia's in El Salvador. Putin's army's still at war. Hands Off protests, Trump's annoyed. Pete Hegseth is paranoid. Supreme Court Health Report Judges' tempers getting short Approval ratings dropping fast, All the people he's harassed, Every job is done half-assed. How long is he gonna last??!? Trump is a dumpster fire. Even though he's infirm... he still wants a third term. Trump is a dumpster fire. But when he is gone... will we all live on and on and on and on and on and on? Trump is a dumpster fire. I was so dejected when he got elected. Trump is a dumpster fire. There's no way to teach him... could we please impeach him? Trump is a dumpster fire. He's an angry despot... and we need a respite. Trump is a dumpster fire. He's laid the foundation to destroy our nation. Trump is dumpster fire. This song's still not ending, and he keeps offending. Trump is dumpster fire. He is so nightmarish... so please like and share this. |
Thanks, J.L.! (Z)